You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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