Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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