she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Are we still banned from the library?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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