A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm passing your future prison.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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