the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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