summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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