nut hugger
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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