okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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