mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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