Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I think your dad took our porno
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