I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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