I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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