Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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