I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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