better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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