Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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