I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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