You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
