Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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