You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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