The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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