I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
how drunk are you?
Several
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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