i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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