He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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