So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Randomize
