I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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