So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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