it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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