So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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