But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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