Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
i think im in europe. pls send help
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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