just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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