ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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