I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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