Grow some girl-balls and come out already
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I just gift wrapped bread.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
