Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
he quoted the bible to break up with me
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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