Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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