New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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