May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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