is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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