my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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