is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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