i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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