STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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