I can tuck mytits in my pants
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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