It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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