Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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