that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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