We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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