The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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