I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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