i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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