Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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