Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I accidentally told him I've been cheating on him with his brother last night.
How did that happen by accident?
I was drunk and vomited all over him and thought, "maybe he will just stay with me out of pity if I tell him with stomach acid and alcohol all over his crotch." I was wrong.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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