Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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