I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
