There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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