absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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