I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I believe in your delicious
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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