Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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